Like Ewe…

Ever feel like you are standing on a corner, with a thousand people – waiting for a bus, that everyone knows will not come, but nobody cares, cuz they have their Timbits – and Starbucks Coffee. Is it just me – or is this country dying, one low fat latte – at a time? Is ...
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A Handshake With The Duke

As a teenager I was a ‘bull in china shop’ – literally! While my friends were serving french fries and chocolate shakes I toiled deep within the caverns of Humboldt Street as the stock manager / stock boy for one of the oldest china merchants in BC. It was a great job, with lousy pay, ...
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There’s a Loud Man in My Neighbourhood

There's a loud man in my neighbourhood. Well, actually, he isn't loud, he's VERY LOUD! He's that rattle the windows, turn heads at the River Village Coop Grocery, render sterile every rabbit within 2 miles kinda loud! Compared to him a bellow is a whisper. Normally he isn't loud at all, rather a decent sort ...
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OHMYGAWD I’VE BEEN PREGO’D!!

This is from my years in New England, but a chance encounter with Miss Paula in the grocery store today made me think back… Enjoy! Thierry * * * * * There is a great amount of truth to the fact that 'things happen in threes'… A couple of nights ago I ran out of ...
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Web Reading Under The Covers

From Teeswater.ca – November 4th, 2010 Normally my reading is limited to online newspapers and sports websites – I know I am rather boring that way, but from time to time I can't help but pick up one of those 'rag mags' and peruse it while waiting in line at Valu-Mart. You know the ones, ...
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Midnight Rider in a Corolla

From Teeswater.ca – November 2nd, 2010 It was 1976 and somewhere in Ontario a brand-spanking new Firebird Esprit rolled off the assembly line. That coppertone 'machine' with the Recaro seats and the 'ladies only' vinyl top went through many transformations in its life. Somewhere it was re-engined to a long-block Cleveland with a heavy-duty Muncie ...
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Brain over Braun

From Teeswater.Ca – October 24th, 2010 I've only been cooking for myself for about 40 years but everyday I learn something new, often after I hop around the kitchen for a few minutes shouting out anatomical impossibilities… Here's some of the things I have learned recently: Braun hand blenders – you know the long white ...
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At Circle’s End

A circle has no end, just changes in direction bending onward knowing in time it will return to the place that it has been   like light and darkness chase each other across the faceless landscape until they meet in the kiss of dawn at the very edge of tomorrow. Each ending is a new ...
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Professor Plum – In the Library – With a Laptop!

This article originally appeared in my regular column on Teeswater.Ca but I thought it bore repeating… * * * * * Well, actually it was his wife… So how unbiased are reviews on the web, and how much credence can you give to product reviews done by ‘actual’ customers posted on the company site? For ...
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While Reading On The Roof

Ozone breath wet on the wind, anticipations’ teeth set, in the small hairs of my neck, I read on, feeling purple rumbles, and dreaming of the flash that waits, for just the perfect moment, to send the dog skittering under the bed, nails clattering on the parquet, he howls at the unknown, and I revel ...
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